Bhai, bahut seh liya tune. Professor ka lecture, Canteen ka zeher, aur Crush ka ignore marna.
Ab chup mat reh! Niche form hai, jo man me aaye likh de.
(Hum kisi ko nahi batayenge... shayad ๐)
"Salo mujhe bhool mat jana!"
"Jab tum log Assignment chhap rahe the,
tab main College ko 'TATA - BYE BYE'
bol raha tha." ๐
Design by: Haveli owner
Syllabus: Rocket Science, AI, Quantum Physics.
Reality: Hum bas "Unit 1" padh ke jaate hain aur baaki bhagwan bharose.
Iska naam "Usain Bolt" hona chahiye tha, par speed "Kachhuye" se bhi slow hai.
Connected: Yes | Internet: No.
Special item: "Hawa wala Samosa".
Aloo dhoondne pe inaam milega. Chai me shakkar kam, pani jyada.
Enter at your own risk. Yahan ki diwaro pe wo gyaan likha hai jo kitaabo me nahi milta.
"Yaar kuch nahi padha" (Phir bhi 99% layega).
College sirf attendance aur free wifi ke liye aata hai.
Ye sirf Exam ke din dikhta hai. Iska admit card bhi shock ho jata hai.
Sapne: Google, Microsoft.
Haqeeqat: BPO, Data Entry, aur "Sales Executive".
Breakfast: Maggi
Lunch: Maggi
Dinner: Maggi (with Egg)
Vitamin Source: Dhaniya.
Jeans tab tak gandi nahi hoti jab tak wo khud chal ke dustbin me na chali jaye.
Department ki sabse sundar ladki ko pata bhi nahi hai ki tum zinda ho.
Status: Single Pro Max Ultra.
Winner: Maths wale Sir. (Mood kharab karne ke liye).
Winner: CS Department. (PPT padh ke chale jate hain).
Site banane me mehnat lagi hai, paise nahi chahiye, bas dua dedo (ya chai pila do).
Tapri wali cutting.
Bhookh lagi hai bhai.
iPhone lena hai.
Q: Padhai kab shuru karein?
A: Exam ke 1 raat pehle.
Q: Degree ki value kya hai?
A: Samosa rakh ke khane ke kaam aayegi.